Maybe she learned her lesson. After all, she and Pitt put it ALL out there and acted as if they were most madly in love couple on the planet right until the end. As we know now, those claims turned out to be total bullshit.

Girrrllll I basically became a US citizen because of her and Barack. When I first came to this country I thought yeah this country has a lot of career opportunities but I can do a lot of good back home...then Obama won and I was enamored with the US and like an idiot believed that the US is the future and I want to be…

How about “because of costs, Secret Service will no longer protect the man who colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 Presidential election”.

I fucking hate this man with every fiber of my being. He’s such a cowardly worm of a man, with no respect for anyone who doesn’t kiss his ass.

HOW does someone draw that shit on their face and think “nailed it. Let’s get this day STARTED.” And walk out the door. With fucking long division for eyebrows

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.

She’s this country’s real life version of Wonder Woman.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

That was amazing!

Jeremy Renner staring into ScarJo’s magnificent breasts is certifiable proof that us gay men love a great rack!

When he sees that, he’ll sack Sessions for dissing him!

If Kim Kardashian West can mobilise her fans to come out in support of the ACA then we should stop bitching about her for a month.

So all I have to do is post this?

I love Chrissy Teigen. And I’m jealous, because I’ve been trying to get Donald to block me, too. Actually, she should now move on to Ted Cruz. That would be life goals for me.

I hope it’s gross beer and fails. That guy sucks

I’m facing a potential cancer diagnosis of my own so FUCK JOHN McCAIN. I’m in that small gap where I make too much for medicaid and the subsidy fucked me over (I got a subsidy one year, then had to pay it all back so I was wary of signing up again and I’ve just paid cash for visits for me.)

You’re entitled to your opinion, of course, but the past is the past—I see no indication in the last decade that the current majority has any interest in working with the current minority. Times have changed and I think it will be a long time before we recover from what has been happening in government since the…

I took it to mean he challenged her to a duel instead of a physical fight because she could kick his ass in a physical fight.

And here we have one of the last of their kind: someone who thinks Leo is still hot in the year of our Lord 2017. Some of them, of course, have been in a coma and have not been witness to the ravages that years of pussy posse-ing have wreaked upon the erstwhile heartthrob.

I went over to IG because they can’t *all* be that bad. But, yes, yes they can. And in fact are.