Sob! Just as I’ve become vaguely competent in my detection of shade! Thank you for your tutelage. And I legit squeed on your behalf when I read the email from the amazing Jamaica Kincaid.

good luck, kara! we’ll miss you around here! don’t forget to be rude to all your show’s fans on twitter!

This may perhaps be a controversial ruling, but I am Judge Brown and not only do I live on the edge, I bought the deed, tore it down, built a beautiful new property and will sell it at a profit after the neighborhood has fully gentrified.

Well, I’m just going to pout.

goddammit

I wish her all the joy of life. I’m in my third year. What I’ve learned is that you can’t predict who will accept you and who will not. Friends I had for 20-30 years couldn’t accept it and they’re gone. Others who I barely knew, and almost all my neighbors, have been nothing short of wonderful.

Of all the places Pence could have said he’s determined to put American boots, Mars was less disturbing than what I pictured when I started that sentence. Especially boots on the face. I read that and “on Mars” was a pleasant surprise.

because they don’t match the sideboard.

That’s just a common thing to do to let someone know you’ve seen them talking shit.

They’ll be paid in cocaine and cell phones.

Where does this sentence ridicule Steve McQueen? The only thing they say about him is that he is now a contributing editor. The two things they linked to were in reference to Naomi Campbell.

Oh, but since she’s “garbage” and this is all happening on social media it’s okay to dismiss the victim, dontcha know?

Blac Chyna is an easy victim too. She’s Black, a former stripper and she is apparently a good digger. Even though most of the gold belongs to Rob’s sisters. It seems like she was trying to help him lose weight and get himself together.

I hope they’re able to find more work. They’re both so fantastic. And beautiful. God are they beautiful.

The clothes being from Kim and Kanye’s line for kiddos makes this even funnier to me if true, partially because the clothes I saw from them were fugly and not at all kid-appropriate.

Kim’s gifts to Bey reminds me of Bethenny Frankel showing up to every party with a gift basket for the hostess containing Skinny Girl coffee mugs, Skinny Girl microwave popcorn and Skinny Girl powdered drink mix.

They are ashamed

AUDIBLY CACKLED.