Nas released one of the bar-none, greatest rap records of all time in 1994 with Illmatic. His output since then never really lived up, and now you mostly see him on Hennessey commercials, but for a while “Jay-Z or Nas?” was a conversation.

“Billy reached out to me just about three weeks ago by email. He wrote a really nice apology, which I appreciated very much.”

If this little goat pellet had been born into a different family, he’d be lucky to be a waiter an Applebees.

Oh come on now. She’s not Eva Braun. Ivanka is Eva Braun. We can’t have TWO Eva Brauns.

Or, less charitably, maybe you can’t “get on board” with calling her horrible because of your: (a) willingness to blithely dismiss outright malicious racism as “silly nonsense;” or (b) assumption that she must just be “regurgitating” what she heard other people say rather than that she’s a fully-realized person…

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read…

We will not get another election (until 2020). I will be mildly relieved for all of five minutes if we get President Pence. I would be overjoyed if somehow Democrats won the House in 2018, Trump and Pence are both impeached and removed from office, and we get President Pelosi.

Did she rebuff him in Saudi Arabia? The first photo is from Israel, where Trump saw Binyamin Netanyahu holding his wife’s hand and went to emulate him, even though Melania was a few steps behind her husband, who was charging even ahead of the Netanyahus. This is in a different location where she rebuffs him on the…

It’s kinda nice to know that she’s also rooting for him to die.

I will remain forever amazed that this pair (and their entire administration, tbh) can’t even do the bare minimum to try and keep up appearances. Don’t get me wrong, shit like this is delightful. But it astounds me that there’s not anyone screaming “ok y’all have to at least pretend to tolerate each other’s existence…

omg the secondhand embarrassment jesus h

Because in order to maintain the privileged life she’s become accustomed to, she’s willing to defend this sack of shit after he does something heinous (see Pussygate). For one. But there really doesn’t need to be a two.

HelpFuel the birther movement for one.

I’m with Ina. Oatmeal with berries or apples (or both) every day. Helpful hint for those who want to eat more oatmeal (and who doesn’t?), get the old fashioned steel cut and cook it in your crock pot. I cook a week’s worth at once. Just plain with almond milk and then add fresh berries or what not when I eat it.

That anecdote is fucking hysterical and I hope to god it’s true.

Guys. GUYS! Don’t take any offense at whatever I may do. For you see, it’s for my enjoyment.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

You in particular don’t care about fashion. That doesn’t make you a gender essentialist. Do you assume all men don’t know a thing about fashion and all women care about it a lot? Cuz THAT would make you a gender essentialist.