For real! Fame whores, both of them. Their relationship started off ugly and I’m not the least surprised it’s ending ugly. I do think Jolie is far and away the better PR manipulator. Brad doesn’t have a chance against her.

Brad Pitt’s 2016 seems to be ending on a pretty lousy note.

Her/her attorney filing that October Stipulation was a dick move. The reason (not getting a response within 24 hours) isn’t a reason. Legal issues like vote recounts require immediate attention because of the time sensitivity. The Pitt Jolie kids aren’t going anywhere. And custody agreements can take months or years…

Weirdly, I remember loving it when my parents re-did our kitchen when I was a kid. Call me hillbilly, but I loved being washed outside by the hose and eating boxes of things. My mother is normally very uptight, never let us have white bread/fizzy drinks or dirty the furniture, so it was like a FOOKIN’ DREAM to be able…

Let’s just be thankful that he’s focusing on personal work rather than deflecting onto some ginormous elective outward project that will absorb his every waking thought and be a constant shield against introspection. Yay!

It’s typical lack of accountability. Nothing is ever her fault. She’s perfect and everyone else is just jealous and she never deserves any criticism.

I agree. Hell, I just saw Patti Smith in January perform then entire Horses album with her band. She remains such an amazing artist in every way, at 69. I’m was in awe of her powerful voice.

haha look at hiddleston’s fist clenched around the wine glass

There is nothing ageist about finding boasts about one’s peers dying young crass. In fact.

Salon? Can a Roomba manage to pick up all hair? I am intrigued. Actually, speaking from experience, I see now why you need 418 of them. Off topic, a woman once came into my salon and screamed at us for disposing of the hair because it was non-biodegradable.

I want to love my Roomba (we named her Rosie), but I just can’t. She’s kind of a piece of shit at her job but then constantly rearranges my furniture. Like, I know you’re paying me to clean your house but my real passion is decorating.

Lol. You’ll have to pry her out the hands of her new owners! Omg though, when I’ve been telling people that she’s already been adopted, I’ve been getting seriously rude facebook messages and texts about it. People really don’t like it when they get turned down for a dog they wanted. I wish they would spread the love…

its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

This dude hit on me online earlier and I told him I wasn’t interested. He said I needed to be “more polyte”.

I’m an adjunct instructor at a state university. Today the university page shared a “new” article with the caption “it never hurts to try” the picture was one of my students so I clicked the link. The story was about a tweet he sent out with screen shots of an email he supposedly sent to me asking for extra credit in…

Sure you could. But who wants flies?

Some motherfucker just told me I could “catch more flies with honey.”

Yes, I have the stuffed sinus going into sore throat version. I am riding the wild tiger of Mucinex to try to clear my sinusus.

MY HEAVENS that is a big ass tree. it’s so beautiful and wide!

Someone pass my number to the hottest, drunkest guy in attendance. I feel like making some mistakes tonight. Thanks in advance.