“anti-marriage” Wow wow WOW. Paging Mr. Orwell, Mr. George Orwell...

I’ve been meaning to ask: does the Baby Asshoe part of your handle predate the vegan restaurant/nekkid baby story? It amuses me to think it’s a tribute but I think I remember seeing it months back.

but also

Thank you thank you thank you for supporting the ACLU

The pink leopard print ones made me cackle. Thanks.

It’s part of a notorious old dog whistle phrase for educated Jews.

All of the product names are amazing.

I’m staggered. This cartoon is fucking evil. Curses to its creator and to former assistant chief Wayne Welch (just making sure I don’t forget the name).

For sure, federal legalization would eliminate the intrastate-only markets, and the winners will be the biggest players.

Some are getting better. My hospital was constantly on me to eat during labor.

“Magazine writing is a real kick in the pants.”

I was just pushing up my glasses going to point out the same thing.

jfc who even does this shit? I hate the comments section when middle school is on summer vacation.

Some days the only thing that keeps me going as a woman is the thought of being a give-no-fucks old woman. Let us dream.

Gillian Anderson kicked ass as Bowie-as-incarnation in American Gods.

I have excessive dislike for Taylor Swift but those cats are absolutely great.

It once ran a video of my dog’s twin in a sweatshirt eating fried chicken with human hands so I am certain you’re correct.

Apples and oranges, but maybe better.

This claim has shown up lot lately. I’m sure she doesn’t drink much, but remember the TLOP touring reqs that had dual his/her slushee machines, Hennessy+coke and vodka lemonade?