“They tell me it’s getting hot in here but I just don’t see it. I’ve been in this pot for ten minutes and I just don’t see it.” —Tangiers mayor as a frog

I would be legit shocked if Trump’s ever had a real conversation with that kid.

Yay! I love it so.

Coffee and sugar. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I think it was in just not consulting real lawyers in the first place. Rather than ask the heads of intelligence agencies whether it’s OK to exert pressure on them, ask WH counsel. They will tell you no, explain why in a memo short enough even Trump might get through it, & his ass is covered if he has the sense to…

Right? All libel suits would do is prove the truth of the reporting.

She would not be in fashion if it weren’t for her fame. Her walk is awful.

The phrase mini me will never go away, will it?

JFC, the worm has turned. I’m still in the let-Huma-live camp. There are a lot of reasons to try to make a marriage work. And contrary to some of these comments, she did not stay with him after she found out he was sexting minors.

Because it shows Dave Chapelle is capable of being uncool. (I didn’t know that before.)

The only thing that helps the Dave Chappelle-Johm Mayer friendship make sense to me is one of my only irl gossip celeb tidbits: Chappelle spent a *lot* of time at the DC Apple Store (Georgetown, maybe? Bethesda? icr) in the the late aughts and he drove the staff completely nuts trying to get things early.

Do you even go to this school?

“self-absorbed mouth rot” ILU 

He hurt the baby while attacking his FIL. This guy can’t get a single priority right.

That she has a nasty racist history and is holding office now so perhaps 1966's problems still have some bearing on how people think and vote now.

Kay Ivey worked with the Wallace campaign in 1966.

I’m beginning to get used to seeing/hearing “President Trump” but referring to Melania as FLOTUS? Get those letters out of your mouth you orange shitweasel.

Target? Looking now, since Land’s End hasn’t been doing the ridiculous clearance sales like they used to.

I’m really glad to see the terroristic threats charges stuck. Call a spade a spade.

Have you ever seen a skirt? The only way sitting on your legs in a skirt is couth is if you’re sitting on the ground.