Three different Christian women, exact same quote: “I don’t appreciate being called a racist.” I wasn’t one of the folks calling them racist (out loud), but I “don’t appreciate” them voting for one and pretending none splashed back on them when they spit in that particular pond.

If a vengeful god doesn’t want to do it, maybe we could get a merciful one to do it out of pity. Ooh, how about a righteous god? They’re always up for some smiting.

I’m a little surprised by the surprise. Like we didn’t already know there are a lot of sexist women?

‘wastefully’ really made this one:

You don’t like the weed tax? I thought it was a good move by the legislature.

Sounds piratey.

In the NYMag profile of women Trump voters, one said she knew she was making the right choice because she had never heard of Trump being unfaithful in a marriage.

But we get a decent SCOTUS again.

I had 100% forgotten about the Freedom Kids.

I especially liked “biting at the bit” and the way the last guy spaced out his semi-swears like his email doesn’t allow those words.

Somebody please, please do this to my favorite Xmas decoration

I’ve never heard claims of cure or prevention, but it does work to lessen the pain while you’re waiting to get to the doctor.

Even in an article that mentions Bannon’s pants on fire, this is my favorite part: “he glowered at the larger plane”

Bb buuh buh but buh it’s the first sentence of the First Amen.... ugh. I need a blanket fort and a drawstring hoodie, stat.

We add hot italian sausage, which won’t work for you, but green chiles and green olives are great additions, & we top with thin apple slices and bake.

They are lucky they weren’t maced, although that might be an idea for the future. Don’t worry about your reaction, and don’t worry about educating them.

That pissed me off more than any of the other parroty bs. Because 1. Michelle and 2. Deliberately conflating singing about sex with bragging about assault.

They also seemed to genuinely disagree about what marriage is. She fully expected him to take baby Tiffany out for walks, i.e. parenting, and he told national radio audiences what an idiot she was for thinking that.