These work better for puffiness & tired-looking eyes than any cream I’ve tried (except for the $300 one some guy talked me into trying at DIA because I was on layover & all kinds of bored). These work as well just not for as long, and they are $11. Put em on when you wake up & 10 minutes later you look rested.

I hadn’t even thought about No 7; I love their skincare

This is my third house & first refi so I’ve got some experience but this is the first time I really dug in & did my homework. Easier to do when you’re not just desperately trying to make a closing deadline.

Can anyone recommend a drugstore mascara that gives decent length & volume without approaching false-lashes/spider legs territory?

Our very own resident mortgage expert told me I did an awesome job negotiating my refi.

Because I’ve never seen the show and thus did not know that you were being facetious. No need to get owly.

& this is the 2nd time she’s been in Tweet Beat for this, 2 different showers

Phew.

No! The pic-poster is being paid to be on tv? Did that illegal, privacy-violating shit actually raise her profile?

Begone.

The outfit is, how to put it... Cheap, in a cheap way.

And why they feel the need to be so every. single. day. Jeez, we get it, already.

*caveat I usually love Tim Burton movies like I love Disneyland. I make plans to go like “Ok, this should be kinda fun” & I’m there for an hour and wanna stay forever*

Ooh, with kleenex you could really get some volume going.

Still among the finest of cartoon theme songs.

Many of those walks are not good. & the strappy stuff looks like when I’d try to make Barbie clothes out of grosgrain ribbon. I like some of the criss-cross high necklines, though.

Ye gods, Lupita. What an beautiful picture!

In Sam Jackson’s voice, this is giving me the giggles something fierce.

That’s what people are saying. A lot of people. Smart people.

“they’re good dogs Brent” is currently my Facebook bio