I’d settle for another super suave part a’la the not-beaten parts of The Night Manager.

He’s been on fucking Sesame Street! Like, ... just, ... why? There are many, many decent people who would be willing to talk to Elmo for 4 minutes.

Eh, I’ve been able to swing $1500 mortgage payments on income as low as $3000/month.

I don’t think I’ve ever despised someone so much based on so few quotes.

Half-choking on something that was unexpectedly salty.

She glows.

Nope, that’s a Filet-o-Fish

I legit feel better now.

Is the long sleeve dress as thin as the reviews say? I want it.

Never apologize for giving us Rami.

Where to start? He brought a Shkreli to a Patton Oswalt fight last week. Here’s the end of that:

Nope, I wasn’t clear. By “woohoo,” I meant holistic. My dog (in 2002) got the homeopathic silica prescription, pellets that I placed between her lower gums and cheek. I use arnica gel — labeled ‘homeopathic’ — topically, and pellets for overall muscle aches.

You could probably be making $ off this as a blog.

He can’t be sold on the “but they don’t add any actual value, they just shift it while literally making things worse for everyone else” argument, huh?

And the placement of his upper lip.

With an extensive collection of nunchucks and throwing stars. (I will never stop giggling about his nunchuck threat to Captain America.)

Mine is that she has pneumonia and should have left earlier but stayed too long because she honors all that you mentioned.

Wow, that is thirsty.

Kinda looks like Sully too.

I think it’s an old photo. North looks bitty & has shorter hair.