& so biteable.

I don’t think he was doubting her but the statement was not written clearly.

Neko Case has a lot of lizards, or fat lizards, or both. When we had leopard geckos, crickets were for regular meals and worms were for treats or if someone was looking skinny.

OT: Octopit, I finished your present & need to send it. How do we manage this? -K

The quotes from the Paper staffer made pretty clear why it looks the way it looks. I had been trying to figure out how the high level of vapidity fit with what I thought that mag was, and presto! It’s baked right in.

Eww, I had never heard that particular Huckabee lie. He’s disgusting.

Not even half those people are worth Simone’s time. (I’m not just old, I’m grumpy and old.)

There are some profoundly punchable faces in those boy bands.

A maternity neckbralace.

I’ve been making batshit crazy glittery things out of masks and styrofoam heads for friends to use as wigstands. Sequins & rhinestones & pearls...

It’s new, according to the (very skilled) saleslady who was giving out samples in the grocery store. It’s dry but not prickly. Brand is “Flatbed.”

That’s hard. You’ve already agreed as a couple and she went back on that. It’s good that she apologized to your girl but did she apologize to you too?

Not drinks o’clock here yet but when it is I have cider made by the Chateau St. Michelle people

“sudo” isn’t a typo. That’s you not knowing the term.

Dying. “I love how all of your discussions from your profile are simply attempts to make fun or or antagonize people. No added discussion.”

“I know you are but what am I?”

And that sweet book with Little Brown Hare and Big Brown Hare.

Better pregnant than DED. I’m dead now.

I shoulda scrolled...

3. Guaranteed all the people kneeling in the sand exceed 5'6".