I was thinking that I have a quibble with the shoes but this may be the best thing I’ve ever seen her in. On second look, Of Course Not. It’s a tunic and skirt meant to look like a bathrobe. The fantastic color/fabric and the fact that it isn’t skintight sequins fooled me for a minute.

If anyone can make me not despise KK, it’ll be Chrissy Teigen.

o/t: does cleavage count as side boob? I thought side boob was out-side boob.

Donkey rescuer. Travel writer.

My dog stole the softest throw pillow in the house, fuzzy & square just like this one. I get the preference for a shape but why do they care about the fuzziness? They are already fuzzy.

Crossing mine for you too! I had several miscarriages before having a successful pregnancy and it was so hard, but baby more than makes up for all of it. And labor was easy (!!! (after epidural)). I had been terrified of it but nothing like those false starts to engender a fuck-it attitude.

Every single time I post a cute picture of my kid to Facebook I open it hours or days later and realize at least one facial feature is covered in food.

Don’t worry, lots of middle schools start back up next week.

She’s gorgeous. And so tall! When tf did that happen?

For some reason I didn’t know until last week that Nicholas Cage actually named his kid Kal-El.

I was going to say the nice ones are left but any of the k/y ones would be very bad.

A friend of mine has the best story about staying with his parents in a fancy-pants neighborhood. He went out with friends, who dropped him off on the street. He saw two raccoons beating up another raccoon and beer told him it was a good idea to step in. He yelled “hey,” all three stopped cold, swiveled their heads…

I was going to bring up the Heidi ones. I don’t think they look good. It just looks wrong with no shirt. The black ones could be cute, and the vintage ones are perfection.

Everybody venue-shops. EVERYBODY.

They need to stop reminding us of that. Like it didn’t etch itself on everyone’s brains the first time we read it.

I tried to watch this on C-SPAN earlier and a yelling blond white lady used the same fucking word.

More tweets should be about chokers.

It makes a little more sense when you see the full ensemble.

I developed a seriously unwanted but intense crush on a classmate a few years ago. Pretty sure that it happened because we were working really closely together on some projects. Intellectual stimulation + common goal + dreamy eyes = DANGER. All I can say is let it go away and it eventually will.

She is breathtakingly adorable. I am unhappily working from home as a freelancer while I job search, so I can’t help too much. That said, teething will be over (for now) before you know it, and she’s right on the cusp of the age for a solid sleep schedule. My husband does the parenting while I work and they are bats…