That is HILARIOUS

Naw, you’re right. That icky and needs more thought put into it. There’s a reason we don’t make spaghetti nachos.

I would happily plan my life around the days my local pizza place does spaghetti & meatball pizza.

I get that it’s problematic but I feel like it could be done right with reasonable portions and far better-looking bread.

If I see Tropic Thunder would I like this comparison more than “a grunge-afflicted My Little Pony”? It’s gonna be hard to top, tbh.

And with those cheekbones? Psssshht.

I’ve seen the photo with a lot of other jokes. Large White Guy Collider is fucking gold.

Not to mention her stylists. Some of the dresses she wears on publicity tours are so clearly chosen for the illusion of a tummy.

I’ll do its work if it gets tired. Or just has some buttony errands to run, or whatever...

I once had an asthma attack when a high-altitude layover turned into 4 hours on the plane on the runway. I wasn’t even the reason we came back to the gate but they hustled me off and the looks from passengers as I was being treated were so mortifying! People have no chill.

Love you too, court!

I don’t have fussy skin but have been loving the cheapest Boots facial oil (the organic one). I’ll upgrade next time, just went cheapo because I didn’t know how the oil thing would go.

Bandolino mid heels are my absolute go-to. For some reason these are $30 right now: http://www.dsw.com/shoe/bandolino…

Bandolino mid heels are my absolute go-to. For some reason these are $30 right now: http://www.dsw.com/shoe/bandolino…

So smiley!

Extra points for allowing me to keep down my lunch while maintaining accuracy.

He’s on the case!

That a semi-campus myth in a lot of places. *caveat* I still kinda believe it, but architects & schools say nope.

Well, shit. Police in Baton Rouge are getting twitchy and pushing around protestors.

I’m so sorry, dear. Things were looking up for a while there. How long will the carpeting take? Giving yourself a break from the place might help.