My fingernails are embarrassingly chipped but what’s left of the polish is that exact, almost-neon coral. I’ve been wearing navy or conservative colors forever and this was a great jumping-off girly bright shade.

That’s the only correct reaction to that picture.

It’s “Closer,” the sweet old-timey tabloid. I was a little surprised it wasn’t in Bobby’s roundup this week, because using that photo was weird even for a sentimental tabloid.

He played the same part that Chris Evans did? That worked out OK too, superhero-experience wise.

The color is so very not the problem with that outfit.

And you know she’d justify by bragging about how she’s loyal to her *snotty voice* TRUE friends.

I’ve read almost all the comments and still can’t wrap my brain around that quote.

Smart and hilarious fashion/tv bloggers. Tomandlorenzo.com, if that’s your thing.

brb, hit hard with the realization re: how many people I thought I knew probably turn to vapor at the end of each day.

(except his wife was playing Kristen’s mother in the movie she was making at the time)

jeebus! She’s worse by the second.

Tom and Lorenzo call him Nicky Tryhard. Gets me every time.

Oh god, get Randilyn to tell you the part about what she did the day she got out.

That is so hard to watch.

She’s whining at Anna on twitter too. She couldn’t respond to earlier inquiries because she’s busy being a good mom.

Did you happen to read Jia’s piece about “it was really, really different in the 70s” after David Bowie died? It does seem like some people used the 10-15 years after the sexual revolution to get really horribly stupid about what kinds of relationships were appropriate, and much of the rest of society got horribly…

Jesus H. Christ no one tell Ozzy Osbourne that his drivers’ license allows him to drive any ol’ car. As far as he knows it was like a learning permit and he can’t drive alone until cars float.

here for carrot biscuits