I love her in that but her wardrobe literally baffles me. Help, if you want?

I was petrified of labor pain but I lucked into a pretty easy delivery. I was induced a week early because my amniotic fluid levels were dropping despite stupid bedrest. It took about 12 hours of labor, 8 of which were not terrible and 3.5 of which were anesthetized, and then when it happened, it happened. Less than…

Millihelen/Jane Marie was really on top of that. She’s funny on Twitter and reminds followers when her posts go up on The Toast.

FWIW, you never come off as negative here. You’re going through a lot of health bs at young age but you always seem caring, kind, and grateful.

My only actor crush favorited one of my Tweets on NYE and it was the best (non-baby) thing to happen all week.

Goddammit, Chris Brown. It’s not like I’m rooting for you to succeed but you could at least stop this particular shit.

Do it! One of my favorite things when I used to meet up with friends for the beginning of the night then head off to something else was dropping them off at a party or the second show or whatever and calling out “Bye, have fun, call me at 3 in the morning.” They would.

Holy crap, yall. I was having a lowkey but perfectly nice day/evening. When I went to change into comfy pants for the night I realized I had “Doing the Butt” stuck in my head. Then I remembered the time my brother sang it to me in German (he translated it for a jr. high class—teacher’s pet, I’m sure).

I was just being a know-it-all jackass, thinking that it was because of ill-fitting bras. It was only when I leaned over, and I was nursing most of this year so I had some (weak) grounds for shrugging my shoulders and writing it off as more baby-related weirdness. HOWEVER, when I realized my bra explanation was wrong…

I sincerely adore so many of the commenters here. Happy New Year!

I wondered about Sisters. I love both those ladies but that movie looks like hot garbage.

Are you always this good a planner? All of the above sounds aces.

Same.

HONEY.

We haven’t dug in yet, but have champagne, red, and a hibiscus-infused tequila that is really, really yummy. I bought it yesterday to celebrate a long-ignored breast pain probably not being anything dangerous. Hooray for just going to the damn doctor!

Right? I doubt I’m Parent of the Year but this is incomprehensible to me. My kid had a diaper rash for a solid week recently and I think I actually cried over it at some point.

Givenchy Secret Pink! <3

Dropping the dog with my friend’s bf tomorrow and flying to CO from West Coast with husband and not-yet-1-yo Monday afternoon. It is always immediately Christmas when you’re from Colorado.

I’m in Portland like Jpo and overseas-based hedge funds are buying single-family homes here as investments. Unless we get rent control I feel like the only option is to start treating housing as more of a resource than a commodity.

Nopety nope nope. Meth dissolves teeth, those folks just get bridges or dentures. You’re getting braces and braces are cute.