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"These are cave paintings made by the Children of the Forest."

Is that the Poetic Edda? Snorri for the confusion.

It's like a really big antenna on your phone — it makes it easier to get cervix.

So much for "Dictionary II: Return of the Killer Dictionary".

"I am Queen of the Seven Kingdoms!"

No more rhymes now — I mean it!

Ooh, faced!

Ding dong doodly doodly doo

In all seriousness — he could play Metron. (Think about it — the Mobius Chair is a cosmic device that grants him all knowledge and awareness. Where have we seen that before?)

Rolex Chronoberg?

A felt ball attack? That does sound like something out of 7 Days In Hell.

Sequel's out in four days :D

So the collective knowledge and skill of hundreds of assimilated races will be bent to the singular purpose of winning a tennis match?

There is precedent. But rest assured — Bay can't possibly have known about this, since he doesn't actually care about any Transformers-related media other than his own movies. (Also, 'A Decepticon Raider In King Arthur's Court' doesn't feature King Arthur or any other figures from Arthurian legend at all. It's a

Do what?

Be careful how you lift heavy objects, I guess…

"You're a beautiful woman, probably."