The one on the left looks like she’s reconsidering her life decisions.

I cannot support this comment.

Short a tension span, then?

and would you like that 40 dollars in a check or an outback steakhouse gift card?

That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

Guy in the seat next to me punching himself in the face and head and pulling his hair out while his girlfriend cried in the seat next to him.

Presumably the baby goat was also glad of the prohibition on in-flight grilling.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

Back in the days when smoking was allowed on airliners I’d always request a seat well forward in the No Smoking section. On one long flight I kept smelling cigarette smoke, but figured it was just wafting up from the smoking section in back. After a while a stewardess flight attendant came by and asked me if the smoke…

could be worse

For me, it would have to be my flight into Baghdad International Airport in April of 2004 on a C-130 Hercules. At that point I’d been in the military very close to 6 years, so I’d done some stuff and had knew a landing in a combat zone wasn’t going to be routine, but the plane was filled with National Guard troops…

I have yet to come across anything that tops this:

Cleveland browns? Checks out.

I prefer the 300C Touring look

You can likely tip it over while they are in mid-rant.

I’m actually surprised it took them this long to finally add a RWD model to the regular lineup. I know Audi = Quattro but they already built limited-run RWD R8's and they are very much in demand on the used market. Now just bring back the manual with the gated shifter and I’ll shut up.

Aaand what’s the price for this piece of ingenious wizardry?

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

A company like Superformance or Factory Five needs to get on making Pantera kits. Modern Mustang drivetrain with power steering and good brakes would be just about perfect.