Poor Deadspin.

Just by judging that terrible picture there, that poor Esprit looks to be in absolutely terrible condition.  I know British build quality is shit as I own something British, but there isn’t a single straight thing on that vehicle.  

I have a neighbor with a Testarossa.

Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio = Sugar Free Gummy Bears

So he caused the crash and saved his life with one bonehead maneuver?

How do you escape this with “minor injuries”??? 

And the standard dry van trailer is 13'6".... Let the carnage continue!

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

If this were my kid climbing on someones car (it could be a heap, I don’t care) his Xbox would be destroyed, and he’d have to earn the money to buy a tire for my Jeep if I blew one out running it over.

Is your dog missing a leg, or am I having an aneurysm? 

Sort of reminds me of this.

I’ve...had this friend? I’m so embarrassed now that we were ever “friends.”

Jesus, the Zapruder footage is clearer than this!

That’s it?

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

I got to work with John several years ago when the company I was working for was partnered with MNAO. He is just about the perfect person for this job. He’s known in the paddock and has the temperament to deal with the egos.

Are those......boats? There’s not a marina or a yacht within five miles of the stadium, which way inland from the Intracoastal waterway.

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *