Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be…

No, I can’t force people to spend their money is a reasonable or responsible way, but I can and will continue to call them selfish assholes for wasting their money in such a way.

I’m a full-time shelter worker*, donate my “extra” cash to four different charities (ASPCA, Shriners Hospitals for Children, Planned Parenthood Action Fund, The Wild Animal Sanctuary) on a monthly basis, and frequently use my own money to buy supplies for my job that I am not able to be reimbursed for, and have three…

They flew to motherfucking South Korea to witness the birth. Part of me believes we really need to bring back shame as a method of social control because FUCKING REALLY??

If anyone is wondering, that money could have saved AT LEAST two hundred shelter dogs.

100,000 dollars wasted. That money they could have helped thousands of animals. May look like your dog but that ain't your dog.

I'd much rather adopt a new dog and give it a home than to spend a shit ton of money to clone my previous dog. We already have too many unwanted animals, so I'm not a fan of this. I also feel the same way about orphaned children.

When our dogs die of a fatal brain tumor we pay a lot of money to create a genetically identical dog from the dead cells of the first dog.

When I was growing up my parents went to the local pound and got us a dog. We loved that dog. Then, when he died, we went and got another dog from the pound. While it didn’t make us forget our first dog, we loved that dog too.

I glanced at Miss Colombia and thought to myself, “What is Sofia Vergara doing at a Miss Universe pageant?” Holy separated at birth!

Dogs absolutely make any situation better.

I've heard of someone in my area doing this with young kids who have difficulty reading. The dogs are super low pressure compared to reading in front of their peers. Is there anything that dogs can't improve, really?

Ooo. Going to pass this idea along to my local SPCA. Would be a great way to get my kid reading and speaking in front of people. She will do anything for doggies.

Quite seriously if I had a family member who had *allegedly* raped a 12 year old? They can sit in jail and rot. But then I don’t like most of my family .

I feel like she should be more embarrassed by his dancing.

I am having a fajita baby.

Getting involved with someone who has a child with his ex is a very different proposition from getting involved with someone who doesn’t have a child. They were already well into the game when suddenly the entire playing field was different.

Agreed. I had 3 villainous step-parents and I don't think what she said sounds callous. I think it's sweet actually.

I’ve always loved this photo.

Right! Like, I’m not saying he should leave his pregnant girlfriend for me but, he should leave his pregnant girlfriend for me.