I enjoy filling my brain with useless knowledge, thanks!

Dad has a 911 (why it’s sitting outside under a cheap cover is a sad thing) So the kid got a 944 when he or she turned 16. Now [they] are 16.5, after shamefully applying pep-boys stick on vents they have decided old is not cool and they want a 2015 Corolla instead. At least they gave it a really respectable cleaning…

It rubs the Lexol on the leather or it gets the hose again!

$3500 for what looks to be a decent Porsche is NP all day. These cars are destined to appreciate like their siblings (remember when 964s were priced cheap, Pepperidge Farms remembers)

The dash, climate controls, and steering wheel kinda indicate pre-1985.5.