The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

Everyone is like “I wish this 18 year old kid would have died”

I’ve always wondered, so engines with cylinder deactivation always deactivate the same cylinders? Or do they mix it up to keep wear/buildup even?

Lawd I wanted that so badly.

What’s crazy, is that when we’re all old, we’ll be doing this exact thing and it’ll be normal.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind the Tesla in longer distance if the charge time wasn’t so slow... 30 minutes break every 2-2.5 hours? no thanks.

Drove the Model S P85S and P90D. Also drove the Model X P90D.

Get out of Jalopnik!

The Tesla handles like a big bloated pig... Not that much fun to throw around corners...

Why is the owner of the vehicle a “douchebag?”

I guess I should have been clearer, but you already know as a fellow car guy that there’s zero chance of finding a base targa.

It’s amazing how few of these people don’t know the meaning of the word “apex”.

“But can I get an S4 with a manual now? If not, Audi is a shit company that can’t build a decent car.”

Came exactly for this, I was not disappointed.

I’m sure he’s beaming from all these compliments.

Article was some nice light reading.

Most illuminating.

What a bright idea.