Dear Jezebelles, today was the best day of my life.

Does anyone else look at Trunp’s speaking face, his mouth scrunched up into an O shape, and think he looks absolutely ridiculous? He actually looks as dumb as he sounds. Every photo of him speaking is so cringe inducing, I have a negative physical reaction every time I see one.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s worth re-watching President Obama’s statement from 2015. There’s nothing more to say, really.

Yours are even better! Somehow, some way, moldering and hath are going to make the rounds. Even if it has to be a post about Jared Kushner.

TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth…

It’s also a neat shout out to Kenzo Takada’s frankly revolutionary presentations in the 70s. Which were KA-RAZY. Full of spectacle, runways as stages, backdrops, the whole schmear. He took it all to the next, warehouse-sized level.

Unless the docks are empty, having more ships able to bring supplies makes no difference to relief efforts.

Never in my life have I felt so much visceral anger towards someone I’ve never met.

Hopefully we’ll see chard-ges filed soon, depending what turnips with the Mueller investigation.

I’d be willing to bet that he often uses that age gap to override her opinions, preferences, and hesitations.

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.…

She can put it in her family album right next to this priceless gem .

I’ve only watched bits and pieces of The Office, which is great because it means that when I see something like this, it’s literally for the first time and trying to keep from snorting pizza out my nose as I watch it.

Trump’s very good and smart lawyers were overheard gabbing about the Russia investigation at a restaurant next door to the New York Times’ DC bureau. 

And if we did break off, we would have Oregon and Washington (Nevada wants to come too) as a lock. Hawaii may also join in. We literally could fuck shit up by blocking off the main shipping route from China and still have most of our normal resources. Arizona already powers Mexico (a colossal fuckup by them blacked…

Basically, it’s simply a matter of which States are giving a green light to predators to prey on undocumented immigrants without consequences vs. States that protect everyone from predators. Any time a predator is let loose to prey at will; ALL OF US, regardless of immigrant/citizen status are endangered. This is a…

Thank you! Us permagreys honestly do appreciate ungreyed commenters like yourself that risk the grey wasteland.

I especially hate all of the “fast fashion” that I’m seeing using the word. Pick yerself up a sexy boyshort/corset bra set featuring wide elastic emblazoned with “feminist” (in old english font, so double eyeroll)! Or a fake gold nameplate necklace for under $4 that reads “feminist”!