Can’t wait to see the “Lifehacker This Week We” post>>>>This week we measured our vaginal discharge, recommended our favorite undies and the men talked about how they whip out their hogs—fly or no fly—when they pee.

That and you’re sure to have an interesting conversation partner.

Correction: The $8 billion for preexisting conditions was added to $130 billion already in the bill making for a total of $138 billion.

What is the most important thing to know about insurance of any kind? It is that insurance is insuring against the odds that something is going to happen to you and you’re going to need the insurance company to essentially bail you out. People who have not been paying for health insurance and suddenly have an…

At first I thought we were talking about “messaging” your dog to which I thought, “Eh, he’ll never respond.”

Love all the tips and comments from my fellow germaphobes. Glad you all are out there doing your parts to educate and inform. Thanks!

All the more reason to skip visiting relatives as they are probably crawling with germs themselves.

Yeah, and your previous post is all about how women can use pills to rid themselves of human beings in the making while they are still inside the womb. I’m getting whiplash trying to follow it. Where’re the tears for those products of human conception or does it depend on which side of the womb they happen to occupy?…

Business cards are old school. Sniffing butts is where it’s at.

Oooh. I can really have it all. What a feeling. Opps, sorry. Flashdance flashback. I’m into running, yoga, stretching, planks, bouncing on the exercise ball and thinking about weights while remembering I have Black Mountain Resistance Band set awaiting me in the closet.

I’d be more excited if some weed accidentally appeared in my mailbox.

Whole story sounds suspicious to me. Patient is able to enter a surgery room with a hidden tape recorder covered by a ponytail? Surgeon talking on his cell phone during the surgery. . . . Hmm, so filthy, disgusting cell phones are actually allowed into and used in a sterile environment? Found out from another doctor…

8 oz cups? Sure it’s not 4 trenta cups?

A new study suggests that one hour of running could elongate your life by nearly seven hours, earning you more time than you spend on the activity.

So there’s never a good time to visit Canada? I didn’t see any little circles up there.

Capsaicin can also make you feel like you’re high. When your mouth’s pain receptors are activated, they cause your body to release dopamine and endorphins (you have these receptors in your butt, too).

I use 1Password on multiple devices. The thing to do would be to have 1Password installed on your phone and pull up your account login information from your phone before you attempt logging in on your friend’s computer.

If you’re not already working out, it’s probably because you feel like you don’t have time to get to the gym. But does anyone do these short workouts?

Find a way to send that squirrel after the previous poster’s missing cat that needs to go to the vet and you’ve got yourself a money-maker as well as prime entertainment. My money’s on the cat. I have personally watched a cat chase a squirrel up a tree, reach into its hidey hole, pull it out, take it down the tree and…

Love your stealthy detail.