Not to mention all the extra wrinkles because the clothing gets bunched up. String up some portable clothesline and avoid using the dryer when possible.

And you would *trust* what the IRS says? Sounds a little too close to this: Your workplace and financial institutions send all your money to the IRS and the IRS sends you back what they decide you are allowed to keep.

Ha! I read this as “Don’t Check Your Pulse Until After Breakfast” to which I thought, “So, how will I know I am still alive and need to get out of bed, then?” followed by “So, what if breakfast is a Trenta Cold Brew? Won’t my pulse be extra fast?”

“In order to test a container’s capacity for both child resistance and senior friendliness, as required by law, it must be given to a large number of young children and older adults (generally 50 of the former and 100 of the latter, each with equal gender dispersal) who are instructed to open them. In kids’ case,…

Dang! Not a word about working in the bathroom . . . .

Confirmed germophobe here. Surely, no one could object to a gentle reminder such as “Please don’t lick the salt shakers.” Seriously, the reminder to keep the kids out from underfoot of the wait staff is a reasonable request. Restaurant owner and even the wait staff face liability for collisions resulting in injury to…

Dude, second paragraph “meat” should be “meet”. Take a lunch break, already. Have a steak.

Grammar Police here. In the title “Your” should be “You’re” but then, Grammar Master that you are, you knew that.

Grammar Police here. In the title “Your” should be “You’re” but then, Grammar Master that you are, you knew that.

After winning that much money, just make a new identity for yourself and ride off into the sunset. That’s what I would do.

Uhh, this was supposed to be a spending bill, not deal with a problem the Dems weren’t even interested in dealing with when they had the majority in Congress and Obama in the executive office. That’s why Obama issued his non-Constitutional executive order to allow them to stay in the country. See mainstream media’s…

Who wants a refrigerator with a camera? The diet police to keep track of who ate the last piece of pecan pie?

Don’t forget the can of condensed milk for the all important consumption of snow cream.

Why the hell should the government mandate anything? Enterprising companies should listen to what customers want and provide it at prices customers will pay to satisfy their wants/needs. If the government gets involved, you can be assured it will cost 5 times what it should and work about as well as those lousy TV…

Why the hell should the government mandate anything? Enterprising companies should listen to what customers want and…

Paying off a credit card purchase as soon as you make it may be a good practice but only until you learn the discipline to pay off the full amount when the bill comes due. Paying off early as you suggest may keep you from earning the rewards that accrue at the point the statement balance is compiled.

Just goes to show none of you libs have any sense of humor.

One thing likely to be different and diverse from the usual “let’s all get together outside of work to drink or stuff our faces” would be to participate as a team in a charity race or walk as either an athlete or volunteer. So what if you aren’t an athlete or you hate getting out of bed early on a Saturday or you…

Yeah! I live in the South.

It’s not the job of government to “remedy gross economic inequality by moving wealth from those who have” to those who don’t have. Many of the rich [the millionaires] are small business owners who can expand their businesses, hire more people with money from a tax cut. The other rich [the billionaires] are those in…

Love these looks but the kill-to-the-deal [besides no bathroom in most of them] is, alas, no garage. That’s why I’m sticking with my original bug-out plan of snagging an RV. Still won’t have a garage but since I’ll be on the road much of the time, it won’t matter. I’ll just look for a covered parking garage or pull…

Yeah, because those damn guns just go crazy sometimes and shoot people of their own volition. Responsibility [and damnation] rests on the shooter.