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Not to mention all the extra wrinkles because the clothing gets bunched up. String up some portable clothesline and avoid using the dryer when possible.

And you would *trust* what the IRS says? Sounds a little too close to this: Your workplace and financial institutions send all your money to the IRS and the IRS sends you back what they decide you are allowed to keep.

Ha! I read this as “Don’t Check Your Pulse Until After Breakfast” to which I thought, “So, how will I know I am still alive and need to get out of bed, then?” followed by “So, what if breakfast is a Trenta Cold Brew? Won’t my pulse be extra fast?”

Dang! Not a word about working in the bathroom . . . .

Confirmed germophobe here. Surely, no one could object to a gentle reminder such as “Please don’t lick the salt shakers.” Seriously, the reminder to keep the kids out from underfoot of the wait staff is a reasonable request. Restaurant owner and even the wait staff face liability for collisions resulting in injury to

Grammar Police here. In the title “Your” should be “You’re” but then, Grammar Master that you are, you knew that.

Grammar Police here. In the title “Your” should be “You’re” but then, Grammar Master that you are, you knew that.

After winning that much money, just make a new identity for yourself and ride off into the sunset. That’s what I would do.

Uhh, this was supposed to be a spending bill, not deal with a problem the Dems weren’t even interested in dealing with when they had the majority in Congress and Obama in the executive office. That’s why Obama issued his non-Constitutional executive order to allow them to stay in the country. See mainstream media’s

Don’t forget the can of condensed milk for the all important consumption of snow cream.

Why the hell should the government mandate anything? Enterprising companies should listen to what customers want and provide it at prices customers will pay to satisfy their wants/needs. If the government gets involved, you can be assured it will cost 5 times what it should and work about as well as those lousy TV

Why the hell should the government mandate anything? Enterprising companies should listen to what customers want and

Paying off a credit card purchase as soon as you make it may be a good practice but only until you learn the discipline to pay off the full amount when the bill comes due. Paying off early as you suggest may keep you from earning the rewards that accrue at the point the statement balance is compiled.

Just goes to show none of you libs have any sense of humor.

One thing likely to be different and diverse from the usual “let’s all get together outside of work to drink or stuff our faces” would be to participate as a team in a charity race or walk as either an athlete or volunteer. So what if you aren’t an athlete or you hate getting out of bed early on a Saturday or you

It’s not the job of government to “remedy gross economic inequality by moving wealth from those who have” to those who don’t have. Many of the rich [the millionaires] are small business owners who can expand their businesses, hire more people with money from a tax cut. The other rich [the billionaires] are those in

Yeah, because those damn guns just go crazy sometimes and shoot people of their own volition. Responsibility [and damnation] rests on the shooter.

Cover your pan first with foil so that cleanup is practically accomplished just by wadding up the used foil and tossing it. Done correctly, you won’t even need to wash the pan.

Works for me. These are all good tips for the landlocked among us whether heading out on vacation or staying home. My worst nightmare when considering [and thus, discarding] the idea of going on a cruise is the [admittedly unlikely] event of ship-wide system disfunction [air conditioning, plumbing, refrigeration]

Well, if we ask the question of Kushner, we’ve got to ask it of all those who have downloaded Signal and similar apps. We’ve got to ask the developers why they made such an app. And ask Hillary why she deleted all those emails. And ask the DNC why the FBI can’t take a look at the servers the Russians supposedly

I’ll try it. Thanks.

They are fine to consume even if they’ve turned a little brown. Just pointing it out for the picky eaters among us.