I’ll bet the rest of the galactoids are super pissed that the Interstellar Olympic Comission gave the games to KIC 8462852 and now the star-ball arena is behind schedule and all of the space rowers have to paddle in lanes with WAY more dark matter than the rest of the universe agrees is safe for a million year…

Esther, you should have shown everyone that pic you were talking about:

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.

I would love to see Vanquish on PC.

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

Marvel's Mega Ultra Super Extended Edition All New All Different Summer Crossover Event! - Civil War.