If my kid ever did what she did I would have had them drag her by her hair out of that class. But it would never come to that. The girl in the video demonstrates extreme anti social behavior for someone her age. If something terrible happened that day to her or if she had an emotional disorder then no force should be…

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

for the amount of butthurt pollyannas you have unearthed with that I salute you. war movies and shit score the highest at the box office every year but one crash that’s 30 years old and you’ve gone too far. what a joke. grow up everyone.

yeah its shocking but you aren’t directly seeing anyone die and its not gory. It is no worse than watching the news showing IED’s exploding or whatever. Get over yourself.

Annnd we're done.

I think the scariest part is that the first tree looks like it cut the car in half and it barely slowed down. How about some crash structure guys? Jesus.

Annnnd I just watched somebody die.

I’m not sure if you understand how stealing works. Asking people to give you money in return for a very clearly defined product with an equally clearly defined limited life cycle is not, by any possible defitition of the word, stealing.

Yes, and in none of them did I hear a New Yorker yelling “god is the greatest” over and over again upon seeing massive amounts of death and destruction. Allahu Albar is not equivalent to oh my god. That's why you also hear snipers/suicide attackers... Screaming it as they fight. If you think the average New Yorker has…

It looks like Michael J. Fox is flying

Hey Volkswagen, did you know you could start working at home with Google! It’s by-far the best job I’ve had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new Passat TDI since getting a check for $Eleventy billion this - 4 weeks past. I began this 4 score and seven days ago and immediately was bringing home at least $3 per hour! For…

“Next year we’re going to have Super Cruise on one of our Cadillacs.”

No, I think Russia invading multiple territories over the course of the last few years, as well as currently attempting to keep a murderous dictator in power has done more to skew American “prejudice” than Tyler’s font choice ever will.

Whatever you say, comrade.

Damn it. It’s things like this that make me wish for the free time of my youth to waste solving these sorts of puzzles...

The only way he could have fucked up more, is if he poured gasoline on the fire. My favorite is putting cardboard and garbage on top of the fire, as he casually walked away to get a glass of water.

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

BARBER: Really? Again??

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”