Did every single car ad in the 80s use this font?

Top Tip- Don’t take this Spider to a gas station in Detroit.

Even with that level of quiet, you couldn’t hear how few shits I give about the new 7-Series...or any 7-Series since the E38.

Baby, if driving you is dirty, I don’t wanna be clean.

If I give you an address, and 20 bucks, could you write a letter to my brother-in-law?

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

Had I been taking those videos, I would probably have pooed myself. I jumped a foot everytime that bear lunged.

Oh how I’ve missed you 2010 Fusion!

You just know that he beat on it.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

They’ll arrest you for pointing a laser at an aircraft for the same reason they’ll arrest you for doing 140 mph down the highway. It’s not that something bad did happen, it’s that you created the potential for something bad to happen.

GT40 -> GT-Farty?

Tick all the boxes and you will cross the $42,000 mark. That is a lot of cash for a Focus hatch, but it seems RS pricing is in line with the Subaru WRX STI, Mini Cooper JCW, and Golf R.

As an owner of a 2016 Subaru STi, all I have to say is that I wish this was already available so I could have cross-shopped it. More than likely I would now be in an RS simply because of the hatch.

Wanna know what I think?

Now if only they would come out with a roof-mounted rocket launcher. They could sell it as a fuel economy benefit, since you wouldn’t be stopping for traffic as much.