Best received game of 2017? I think Link would like to have a word with you.

It’s obviously a video game, a decent one too for what it is if you remove the microtransaction shittiness. But, it’s a game in the same way a velvet Elvis hanging in someone’s living room is a painting.

To be fair, I tend to ask questions trying to figure out if someone is a real gamer or not. But this is mostly because of men, not women. Because of so many guys who act like their hardcore gamers and haven’t ever touched a game that didn’t begin with Call and end with Duty. But have never picked up a JRPG or don’t…

While I have no doubt a lot of women play video games, I do seriously believe companies like IGN hire women more based on looks than video game experience or knowledge. Their might be tons of women on the staff who would whip my ass in Battlefield or Halo, but when I see an E3 discussion with one guy and like 3…

Roll the duvet like a joint, put it in the duvet cover, push it all the way to the close end, grab the duvet through the cover by it’s corners and flick it. You can put the cover on in about 30 seconds once you get the hang of it.

‘Legal Ownership’ is a terrible reason as most of us have already bought most of these games multiple times. I’ve bought the SNES and NES Mario games at least 3 or 4 times over the years. Hell, I still have the cartridges for most of the games on there. Really, it’s a collectors item, and that’s fine, it’s a good one…

This wasn’t announced today, I heard about this game like, a year ago. Maybe not quite that long but it’s been 6 months at least. I’ve been waiting for it.

Naruto is only better the second time around because you already blew your brains 4 or 5 episodes into the first watch. Second time you don’t have to suffer through any of it.

Most of the danger of the road was because of the ‘Sixers’.

The Dual Shock 2 had those as well, you could control your speed in the PS2 GTA games based on how hard you pressed the X button.

Dear god, do they not have any understanding of your audience? You realize this site is frequented by mostly nerds? (myself included). I’m not sure why you think a reasonable amount of people here would care about some generic hip hop song dripping with the kind of cultural bullshit many of us hate. If we wanted to…

Longer than that, Donkey Kong was released in 1981 so it’s more like 35 years at this point. But, your point is valid, I was born in 85 and I can’t remember a time when Mario wasn’t popular in some for or another.

Yeah, I don’t think people realize, that the Special K flakes actually have a flavor separate from other cereals that look like it and it’s actually really delicious, Special K is my favorite of the non-sweetened cereals. I don’t add anything to it, just milk.

The movie is called Frailty, and it’s excellent.

It stands for ‘Too long, didn’t read’.