Boooo, we had catered Chipotle at work yesterday. So far so good.

Cilantro is the root of all evil. And I say that as a Mexican-American.

She could contact her local health department, but they might not be able to count her since as a case because she has already had it and they won’t be able to do lab tests to make sure she had the same type of e.coli. But it couldn’t hurt to call, I’m sure a lot of people are.

True story, I hadn’t really thought about it that way.

Right?

The dude that was sitting down. Were there two dudes? Idk. (Clearly I was paying very close attention.) I will find a clip/gif. Here are some tweets:

I listened! And I agree. :) (I have no intelligent commentary left because I also have no mimosa left.)

Just did it again!

Ugh, professors. The key word is SHOULD - grad school definitely is a full time job, but with what school costs nowadays it’s not really feasible for lots of people. = definitely had that thought when I was teaching last semester with some of my students (many of them were working full time and taking 12+ units), I…

heh at “my drunk me.” It’s been kinda snoozy, tbh. Although Bernie did just give one of the moderators a death stare that was kind of amazing.

And my pirate’s booty is all gone. And most of my mimosa.

Seriously!

I think it’s so the focus will be on her, not him? I would think. So he doesn’t steal her thunder or something.

Are you distracted by ALL THE COMMERCIALS?

Well, it is getting to that point in the semester (or quarter, my grad program was on the quarter system and it was AWFUL) where everything kind of falls apart what with midterms and things being due and all. How are your professors - do they seem like the type that would be understanding? Are other students in your…

Sometimes Martin O’Malley makes a lot of sense. Maybe he wants to be VP.

Oh good, another stupid NumbersUSA commercial. Rage.

Who in the hell is going to watch that?! (I mean, I will, but I’m a huge nerd.)

Excellent! (Now I want brownies. Pumpkin bread will have to do.)