THIS world is bullshit. Not THE world is bullshit. ‘This’ in context refers to the music industry and industrialized aspiration. The world may well be bullshit also but that is categorically not what she meant.

Ecstasy was fantastic in the 90's.

Wear black.

Sorry I couldn’t resist that cheap joke but yes, I do.

‘Thursday found me with another 16 year old’

Hysterectomy and weed, dude. Get into it.

You shut your filthy mouth chocolate milk is the perfect compliment to any meal.

Probably because he’s an absolutely insufferable little prick. The utter worst of all New York ‘downtown royalty’ (lol) has to offer. Fashion people get such a kick from his fall, because his success was undeserved to begin with (mommy I want a fashion brand), and handled with the particular gracelessness that…

a sex tape got leaked, wtf?!

Navigate a chopper and pick people off roofs?

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage, Dismissed Fuckhole!

lol you think it can do the alphabet past B.

Oh come on, they look the same. It’s hard enough to distinguish between blondes, but the Haight Ashbury ‘68 hair and the double why-the-long-face-Celine, even a functional human could make that mistake.

Prog Rock.

“an organic outpouring of love” sounds like Paltrow for ‘yeast infection’.

Every breast is a miracle in her own special way.

Anyone, women or man, can own miracle Tupperware, for about $25k. That’s at least four procedures to get them to sit like that.

Straight up Light Years era, but sorry Jenner, those huge rubber cans mean that backlit chiffon will always look porny on you now. There’s only one Kylie.

2003 is way too early for this child author, who apparently only knows a decade of history.

Dear Univision,