I didn't believe until I looked at that website.

It does. It's a one-piece. These dudes have just jacked it up so it looks as if... it is secured in another fashion. The reason I know is I checked out a male underwear review site.

It probably depends on where the court is located. I'm not in the legal field. Does the judge determine what he or she allows in the courtroom?

Do not feel alone! There are Christians on Gawker, most of just don't judge others if they choose to be agnostic or atheist, or love God in a different religion (not that atheists/agnostics or people of other faiths necessarily do that.) I am a liberal, married Christian mom of two sons. Several women piped up to let…

I think this post should be moved to the top of the comments!

I love and agree with your comment, but I don't think the author was trying to make some men feel bad. Maybe some commenters did?

You have a startling gift for apt imagery!

I am ashamed to say I had no idea; I thought it was only the pencil-eraser part.

If only we had heeded you! I am sorry, Mr. Member.

And this is bad because... ?

That escalated quickly.

There is a man further up the thread you REALLY need to meet.

Maybe some. It's a pretty well-publicized preference, I'd say. It wouldn't upset me for a man to say that's what he likes. A strong pelvic floor is only one of the reasons a lot of women do Kegel exercises.

Well, thank God. At first reading, I thought... who is shaped like THAT?

That is damn funny.

But think of all the pe-jazzling possibilities!

That makes me sad. Down here we say, "There's a lid for every pot." Surely there is one for you.

I had a friend (seriously) who was treated to a luxurious date in NYC. She was into first-date sexy times, and when the undies flew off, HE WAS HUGE. As in, horses would be envious. She looked him straight in the eye, and said, "I will pay you back in cash for tonight's date, if you want. Or we can fool around. But…

If you can tap someone on the shoulder with your wang, you... oh, you meant the picture.

Parent here of two school-age children: if your child needs a "medicinal substance" during school, you have to do paperwork and provide medicine from home, even if it's Tylenol. Here, it is the school nurse's job to make sure to call the parent if the student is out of medicine, especially before a field trip, because…