I love all of these! Basically everyone has made GGG the best lady friend out there. She looks out for you! She's got your back! She likes animals and is very considerate. I would be BFFs with the Jezebel version of GGG.

Ugh, yeah that would be super creepy. Could never figure out whether Albie or Roman was the more disturbing of the two... but probably Roman, pedophilia is pretty much the most disturbing thing in the world. At least Albie wanted to fuck grown-ups.

But you see, the act of bringing magic man-nectar together with a woman's fertile vessel is one which creates the sacred, two-celled human. And that human is a soul. With dreams and needs. And so creating that soul in a test tube is also sacred. Amen.

I cannot speak for LASIK, but I have bought Groupon laser hair removal for a clinic that does LASIK and other things, and the service was very professional in every way, I was entirely satisfied and would go back if I could afford it/they had another Groupon.

Yes, that is fair enough, and I used to sleep on the couch in the back of a hidden coat room, so guilty.

I can't quite explain why, that's the thing, it just gives me the creeps.

This entire Guess/Dannielynn thing makes me cringe. As in, that comment getting quoted everywhere about being like her mother on set is just incredibly sad and disturbing to me.

Apart from her neck pushing 60, she could be 50. InCredIbLe.

What? But she's.... impossible!

Yes. I totally love this, and it really resonates with me on a personal level, as someone who thinks that kids should have a lot of agency like this.

Holy Shit! Martha Stewart is 71!

I cannot answer your question about the States, because I'm Canadian too, but it hasn't always been available OTC here. Its actually a pretty recent development, I think only a few years.

Win. So much win.

*sigh*

Amazing. I hope you fucked his brains out. Congratulations on having found yourself such an amazing partner!

You know, if they were legal, they would be regulated and/or controlled like other food and drugs, so the ingredients would be safe for consumption and dosage would be standardized. It would be much more socially acceptable too. Personally it should all be decriminalized.

No, friend, you are not. I would trade pot for booze if it came down to a hard choice. I do not really enjoy crossing the line from "moderately intoxicated" to "drunk".

Man, I hope she scheduled a C-Section, because that does not look like a vaginal birth...

I didn't work on a ton of it, but yeah, I'd probably think that the trainer would have more to do with it than the owner... but that being said, the owner is ultimately culpable no matter what - I am a lawyer now, and if Romneycorp employed the trainer, who was acting on Romneycorp's authority to sell the horse, then…

(Furthermore, anyone who has to live with the fact that they have or will one day house a human being in their uterus for nine months and then push it through a very small cavity is allowed to not look so damn thrilled every once in a while.)