I’ve been w/ my boyfriend, who I met on Tinder, for two and a half years.

Their bulletproof vests should do that though.

Some of us were ;)

Fuck I hope this place shuts down and everyone gets their licenses revoked.

Gay/Straight Alliance is my first thought.

Chloë Grace Moretz wants you to know that is is a grown woman with agency, and I am here for it. (Also, was I the only one who still thought her boyf, the son of Posh Spice and a British washboard who sometimes ears boxer-briefs?) (Mortality, amirite?).

They really are miles about the HOI/Liberate/Sacred Light/Emporium status quo.

This looks insufferable but my crystal gurus Martin and Mark are supposed to be featured in it so I suppose I’ll suffer away.

I just made my boyfriend watch My So-Called Life. He will only refer to Jared Leto as Jordan Catalano and anytime I bring up Mr. Katimski he gets teary eyed.

Obviously Nicole is the best, but shout-out to Jen D’Angelo who plays the best friend role and is an awesome stand-up and writer and should be a huge star because she’s great.

So there’s no chance that there is a plank in your eye that you could be tending to instead of the spec in hers?

Kinja

Beyonce, next question.

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This is a repost of my comment on the last article about Titus/Yelp, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t once again share director James Gunn’s Yelp.

I’m almost reticent to share because I enjoy it being my little secret, but please if you feel so inspired check out Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn’s Yelp reviews.

I had the same “She must be fake” reaction last week so I scrolled all the way to her very first tweet. For about 6 months she only posted sporadic tweets, mostly entries to Reba McEntire contests which made me think she was real.

If you have Hulu+, waste no time in watching the Daria episode about “Val”, a Jane Pratt clone. It’s called The Lost Girls.

IS THIS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR ME TO POST THIS TATTOO I GOT OF KATE WEARING A CROWN OF ROSE QUARTZ A FEW MONTHS AGO?

“No court has embraced the defendants’ position. And there is no logic to it. That a woman has a constitutional write* to an abortion does not mean a legislature can impose otherwise-unconstitutional conditions on public funding.”