$100,000 has never seemed like such a small number. A pittance for what happened.

It’s odd to me that she’s become such a voice-over actress when, I mean... I didn’t think it was her voice that was selling tickets to her movies.

There were two Kailyns in my Kindergarten class in rural Texas, so one went by Kailyn and one went by Ka-ee-LEE-in with an exaggerated drawl. It worked tho!

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

Really. Maybe “intern” isn’t the most accurate term, maybe their paid or s/t, but it’s definitely a low-level position with no comedy training required.

Former writer on a late-night show here, and our show’s twitter was run by interns from a PR firm hired by the media conglomerate that our channel was owned by. We were nowhere near the twitter account and didn’t even have the password or the email address of the guy who did.

As a queer teen it was all about Mandy Moore, Rachel Leigh Cook, and Amanda Schull from Center Stage.

What about Daddy Chris Murphy?

When I saw Kate Bush in London two years ago (brag brag) she put out an memo before the shows saying absolutely no phones were to be tolerated. The fact that she hadn’t done a concert in 35 years made people listen.

A friend-of-a-friend went to college with the house manager or stage manager or s/t. She emailed her and got the one sentence response “Interesting to see who comes out of the woodworks...”

Would love it if they could figure out what to do about all the fucking rape that happens in the military before they start drafting women.

My sober women are my everything. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t call, text, or hang with a sober woman. Fuck, I mean I met my wonderful roommate in the rooms. And my best friend. Sober women are incredible.

Many cities have meetings classified as “We Agnostic” meetings for that very reason. They are based on the chapter in the big book with the same title. http://www.aa.org/assets/en_US/e…

Not a stupid question! I’ll point you in the direction of the 12 traditions, aka the “rules” of AA, but basically - No Jesus, Yes God, but God can be whatever you want it to be. It’s just a common word fellows use to describe what each person independently finds to be a power greater than themselves. AA is…

Absolutely! Generally you’re encouraged not to share on a group level if you’ve had booze in the last 24 hours but many people go to meetings just to hear the experience, strength, and hope of others. I know non-alcoholics who go to AA meetings when they travel just so they have a place to be around honest, helpful…

I’d encourage you to read the chapter in the Big Book of AA (available in its entirety for free online) titled “We Agnostics.”

I’d like to let anyone reading this know that there are AA meetings across every town and country at every time of day. You don’t have to pay any money to attend a meeting or even give anyone your real name. All it costs you is an hour (sometimes an hour and a half) of your time.

Yeah my first thought was “What a great opportunity for the teachers/parents to explain what the first amendment REALLY means.”

I had the joy of meeting Mr. Simmons in 2012. He was doing something at the offices I worked at and he stopped at each person’s desk and asked for a hug. He was intermittently laughing and crying. I don’t think anyone got any work done after he visited because we were all riding high off of it.