Cosby Show ended in 92 and That’s So Raven debuted in 2003. Don’t declare yourself anything of the 90s, Ravegirl.

Nina Simone?

“in the Landmark Forum, a personal improvement seminar that’s sometimes accused of acting like a cult.” Fixed it

This might have changed since I was in the game (about three years ago), but if you hear a podcast hawking Audible.com it’s largely the same thing. They’ll sponsor almost any podcast and all the podcast receives is a portion of commission from how many people use their promo code. But mostly it’s so that a podcast can…

Yes, Jezebel never writes hyperbolic or sardonic headlines and they’re always 100% sincere.

You work at one of those guess-your-weight-and-age stations at a carnival in Calabasas.

We all knew that her parents were, to put it simply, evil for cooperating in this abuse of a minor. But the “courtship” soliloquy makes it sound like they were ACTIVELY trying to sell a child bride off to the highest bidder so I’m not sure how they aren’t in jail.

Girl, I was right there with you, always wishing I was dancing and resenting the teachers who let me know I didn’t have a dancers body. In January I signed up for adult beginner classes (here in LA we have an awesome studio called Align that specializes) and it’s CHAAAAANGED MY LIIIIIIFE. It took like 3 years of…

A year in a cabinet position is supposed to be comparable to a year of being one of 435 representatives?

Using this opportunity to plug the greatest comic book of my lifetime, Y the Last Man, for telling this story (men going extinct) near-perfectly.

I grew up in Texas, went to college in Louisiana, and now live in California. When I went to buy vibrators in those first two states, everything is marked with a sticker that says “For novelty use only” and when you ask the people who work there for tips they legally cannot “recommend the use” of any of the products.…

I think you know the answer to this, but the reason Colombus called them Indians because to him all brown people are the same. They already had a name and Columbus went “Naaaah you’re brown so you’re Indians.” There were no “native” white people so by the time white people came to America they used the name the land…

Hi I went to LSU and nope, 1 in 5 sounds p accurate.

Actually it was Chin Chin

Kasich, buddy, if it’s too hot for your hands it’s too hot for your mouth!

Trump was quoted as saying “What a lucky little guy to get to touch that vagina”

I believe you mean “ice cream daddy”

STILL? She was doing that last I saw. How about poor Vivi?

I haven’t watched in a few seasons (basically since Maddie became famous). Is Candy Apples still around?

I feel like you shouldn’t have used a picture of your kid in this. You should respect their privacy a little better than that. I had a dad who made all his financial woes everyone else’s problem and never let me forget that I was broke and breaking free of that and forging my own relationship with money has proven to…