VERY IMPORTANT NOTE - According to the website they DO now have Mac & Cheese.

I’m pretty sure I party

I tinder messaged a guy and he didn’t respond for a day and I was so mad because how COULD HE NOT KNOW we were meant for each other.

I messaged him again and he responded as though nothing ever happened.

This is prime for the Doughboys podcast (who are in the middle of #MunchMadness 2016: The Tournament of Chompions: Burger Brawl)

You didn’t include the joke that made me pace around my apartment for a good 5 minutes

DJ: Is this what the kids call taking a “walk of shame”
Stephanie: No, I Ubered!

Also, it’s not or never “transgenderED” it’s transgender

Gawker Media was so mean to Harris.

I recently found out that my crystal healers designed those outfits.

Literally when he said how many people get perfect scores I went, in half a second “Jia got a perfect score. How do I know that? OH WAIT!”

When I watched this episode on Friday I immediately thought “JIA! JIA! JIA MET HIM!”

If yall aren’t already following the @agentlover internet kingdom, you’re in for a treat.

Not just this, but the Jughead comic is super funny AND Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (the few issues they’ve given us) is incredible. Archie is killing it right now.

No, Bobby Flay is perfect actually

I can’t wait til Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur gets a trade to send it to her.

I mean, television (though at the time he was a mostly known for his podcast)

A friend-of-a-friend is her doctor’s son (are you following?) and a comedy writer. When she asked the dr how his son was doing and he told her, she asked him to write some jokes for her to do on tour. Now every year on his birthday she calls and sings him the birthday song and has come out to his shows in 99-seat…

I’m very lucky that I have the job I have because I developed a fan/creator relationship with my now boss over social media and played it cool. I have seen so many others not handle it correctly and get blacklisted forever. It’s a tricky line to walk.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Listen I agree, I think the “bootstraps” bullshit is awful and insipid and it’s totally possible to have a less-than-priviledged upbringing and stay humble. But I can see how this kid in particular went “Fuck that, I’m going to have lots of money and if other people are mad they can just do what I did”

I think he doesn’t have empathy for the poor. He is a true “bootstraps” story and the ~*aMeRiCaN dReAm*~ come to life. I think he thinks that other poor people should just do what he did. And he believes that because it’s what was fed to him and his family.