Honestly they have made me empathetic to him. He’s a first gen American who failed out of his gifted kid high school and landed on a Wall Street work-study program that made him switch from hiding the fact that he didn’t have money for lunch to buying his friends’ xboxes and watches.

A guy I know peripherally but am FB friends with was high school best friends and bandmates with Martin. His FB posts have been pretty great these last few months.

For the record, that tweet wasn’t by Tig. Tig has a different friend or comedian tweet from her account every day.

Last year I did an Ava + Viv bikini top with a F21+ high-waisted brief and I was the prettiest girl at the Madonna Inn.

Yeah, everyone is posting “Check out this racist dummy.”

What she did was racist, stupid, racist, completely lacking in self-awareness and good sense. And racist.

Mine weren’t bad but not the best. Circle Block 2, Row N, Seat 65 says the ticket that is FRAMED ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE. I just picked a seat quickly because I was worried (for good reason) about getting a ticket before they sold out.

My name is Caroline Anderson and I flew to England to see Kate Bush perform last year, AMA

I imagine she might be the only person at Fox who could tell you what an ectopic pregnancy is.

His name is Cale Hartmann. Avoid him.

Also adult women who think “vulva” is more vulgar or “tmi” than vagina.

When I saw “Texas freeway” I immediately thought “Please not 45, please not 45, please not 45” and then, of course.

Fuck you. The 45 is bad enough.

You cut off the very end -

All the gratitude in the world for the great UMC I grew up in where we didn’t even keep an American flag in the church because it was inappropriate to mix politics and religion.

Wow I love you so much

Dan Aykroyd believes that aliens saw what happened on 9/11 and decided not to come to Earth. http://www.stereogum.com/1769784/dan-ak…

Proof that improv classes (which for the record I’ve paid thousands of dollars on) are totally worthless.

Oh yeah, he only does gay porn but I literally agree with everything you said (Gay porn - Better looking men who seem to be enjoying themselves way more and I rarely worry about the safety of the performers as I do in boy/girl (although duh I know that not every person doing gay porn is healthy and consenting but it…

Does anyone know if Colby Keller is cool? It will really fuck me up if Colby Keller isn’t cool.

As someone who has spent Thanksgiving holed in my room watching Bobby and Ina’s thanksgiving special, Bobby on morning radio talking about stuff, old Throwdowns and Beat Bobby Flays, I care. I care about Bobby Flay. And his cat Nacho who has his own instagram @nachoflay