Actually, it just sounds really revolting. I'm thinking about the mechanics involved and my sinuses have started to ache.

I do remember going to see this in the grand old cinema in Henley-on-Thames - a lovely piece of Art Deco architecture - it even had a bar! On our way home, I took great pleasure in referring to Han Solo as San Holo and saying that he sounded like a Spanish holiday resort. My friend, who had a terrific crush on Han…