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What I got out of that was “Blah blah blah God Jesus blah blah blah.” I gave it about 15 seconds of eyeball time. Nope.

I cannot even read more than like three sentences of this. On a writing level, not even a theological/ideological/logical one.

Divorce attorney here!

If it grosses you out to read it, imagine what it was like to live it.

Yeah but Amy Poehler was married to him, that is a hell of a character reference.

It’s a measure of how much antipathy there is towards Amber Heard that nobody has suggested that maybe she gave him an ultimatum about sobering up. Maybe she couldn’t stand by and watch?

No one asked for this, but here’s a desktop background version.

I’m a garbage person who only just yesterday listened to the entire album. This song immediately went on repeat. I feel like Queen Adele is now rewarding me with this video. She and her facial expressions are perfection.

Been half white my whole life and I don't think I ever met a white woman named Becky, so I'm totally confused.

But come May 2016, that Buffy the Vampire Slayer binge

Gotta admit: I kind of love full-sequin sparkliness. If I ever had a super-fancy event to attend, I’m pretty sure I’d rent this dress:

Yes I agree 1000% as a designer to I feel like this is generic, very close to Moorish patterns and awfully simple to be able to claim the “originality of it ”

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm

I’m pretty sure Colbert is some fairy creature that got tired of carting small children off to mystical lands.

Meatus...hehe...I am mature.

Yeah Pete was a dick to everyone, including his wife. His manner of speaking was very funny to me though.

Plus, it’s gotta be pretty bitchin’ basically having a restroom to yourself.

Haha valid. As a woman in public safety, I've really hit the bathroom lottery- no line and it's always clean cuz there are very few other women.