Not my Jimmy!! He’s not a shit! He’s perfect! I want your job! I want your head! I want my Jimmy safe from you, you alcoholic!

Meow! Wowza!

I'm white but my mom and I have massive curly hair and at a local theater house the old lady kept talking smack about the "woolly headed women" in front of her and how terrible we were. Some people are hateful no matter what.

I was actually REALLY surprised when people wanted to fly themselves out to our wedding in Vegas. We had a pretty sizable group — and I told people it was an entertain-yourselves, bare bones wedding weekend party. Cost was 1/zillionth of what most folks pay.

This one says please, Human. Real Housewives??

Aw, I'd like to watch the full thing. It looks pretty interesting.

I attempted to join a Crossfit gym here in Louisville a year or so ago. I lift quite a bit on my own and just thought learning some new routines would be interesting and beneficial. They were totally rude and cold-shouldered me. I'm not paying the exorbitant amount they want for that kind of BS. I feel they have a…

I just moved out of a shared rental space I had with my SO for about a year... and I feel like I just went through an ugly divorce myself. I lost SO MANY possessions and I don't even feel like fighting to get them back. The whole ordeal cost me like 3 grand. I feel WHIPPED and that's no lie.

I think it is the most idiotic name. This is compounded by the fact that I seem to hear it nonstop these days.

I laughed out loud several times here at my work reading this. The #YOLO line was the best. A+.

I'd wear the mojito one. They can keep the others.

I grew up on this show. I'd happily let my future kids watch it for the lessons about acceptance, tolerance, family bonds and camaraderie that I think are really missing from most of today's sitcoms.

Louisville Represent!!! You go Jennifer!

Death penalty. Period.

That movie was unspeakably awful. I thought she was throwing up every time she started speaking.

I had this SAME THING!!!!!! I loved it to pieces, literally.

The loudest assholes are usually the biggest cowards, in my experience.

Just tell her she's a disgusting person. I would.

It is bizarre how after exercise I always feel so much better even when I 100% know it's all in my head. If I don't work out for a few days I feel like a disgusting mess. So ... thanks... endorphins?

All that heart and a semicolon too.