Whatever I loved that show. Hmph.

When I was little, my mom bought me a comic book that showed me how deal with these weirdos.

Sandra Bullock: “I’m just grateful I can do it. We have to take care of one another.”

No room in this inn, bitches!

Jayfloaters? Oh wait, they’re dead.

found it, seem like everyone likes that store and owner

What about jaywaders?

I coughed up McDonalds Diet Coke reading jayswimmers.

Before we jump to conclusions, we need to know what color they were. Remember the rules from Katrina: black people loot, white people salvage.

What’s even worse is that he posted on Friendster that he set up a traffic cam and was sending the police photos of all of the jaywalkers and jayswimmers.

I feel like the cops / coast guard should’ve gone “yeah, people desperate for clean water and food during a natural catastrophe will do that,” and then hung up.

I bet he was a hall monitor.

“But all of the church’s money is currently tied up in...something...at the moment.”

yeah, fuck you, Joel.

TMZ is now reporting that they have opened the church to shelter people. http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/29/joel-osteen-church-closed-evacuees-hurricane-harvey-flood/

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity.”

Yes, donate to the Red Cross, but do it in your name. Donate to Planned Parenthood or the ACLU in Osteen’s name.

I highly recommend the trolling account of Joel OLDsteen:

Wait, if you believe, isn’t “God” the one sending these storms? So how does prayer work again?

Shame can be an incredibly powerful tool.