Wait til gas prices spike after this.

Hard pass.

Look what you made Kim do.

Hmmmm.

Yup, I have less than no sympathy for any Kardashians. They ALL engineered this existence. I find their whining about it outrageous and beyond contemptible, actually.

Buy a farm through a numbered company in the middle of nowheresville USA, lay low for 6 months 12 tops, and the world will have moved on to the next hot thing.

Let’s all take a moment of silence to consider poor Kylie and her utterly tragic life.

So what if she does. A vindictive mother would still only get, what, maybe 50%.

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

In which case, he can buckle down and put a ring on it if he feels so damn strongly about everyone taking his name.

My partner feels strongly about passing on his last name and thinks his heritage/history/family tie is important and wonders how people will recognize us as a family unit if we all have different last names.

Wok-Kobe

You seem to ask for advice and then get REALLY defensive, why?

Dude, no one was attacking you. You asked for advice, you were given it, you immediately shut it down as “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!”

New dick, new perspective

After consultation with my Generals and military experts

Going solely on a few decades of observation of this phenomenon, dude who proposed an open relationship actually wants out, but doesn’t want to be the bad guy, so he threw out the open relationship gambit in expectation that she’ll dump him and he can walk away guilt free because SHE chose to end it.

not for long—he’s going to be someone’s girlfriend in prison.

It always gives me pause that the people who claim the best of a singular race are always the worst example of it. Take a hard look at this supposed superior being.

Umm, Lynch(e) is an actual surname. Let’s not get ridiculous, now.