Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

I wish she did coke. It might actually give her a personality.

Eh, there are ways. My kids’ bedroom shares a wall with mine. We try to keep it down, just so we don’t have to answer questions - or worse have one of them come to check on us. They’re pretty young, so it is a little early to explain what’s going on to them.

Don’t be sorry for me, that has happened to me quite a few times. You can keep your condescension to yourself. But I’ve never gotten complaints and promptly ignored them. This woman is a gross show-off, not a regular person enjoying sex and being occasionally too loud.

I read somewhere that she said she “can’t” moan any lower. Sorry lady, you absolutely can. Anyone can. The thirst is strong with this one.

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

“Relatability” = whiteness

Also, who are their co-stars, exactly? I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never heard of either of them. How is it that Park and Kim aren’t the actual stars of this show?

I mean, other than racism.

No, they’ve essentially instituted a Chicago-specific draft.

so to increase the graduation rate, they’ve decided to essentially make it harder to graduate

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

The guy I’ve been dating for several months has gone from going out to just meeting at his house for sex. He texted me last night at 11pm and I ignored it. Like I’m supposed to jump out bed, leave my comfy bed and cute pup to touch his dick. And it felt damn good. I’m sick of it. The dating scene in my thirties has…

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

I worked at a cancer hotline, and the most cringeworthy part of calls were the end where I would ask demographics questions. A vast majority of old white people, when asked their race, say “American.” As someone with native ancestry, I began to delight in getting faux-excited and saying, “Oh, which tribe?” …

When I worked for Time Warner Cable slangin innanets, this one woman told me “And make sure you don’t send any negro technicians to my house”

No basic cable for you, ho

Maybe he should’a gone to Cabo instead.