30,000 MRA trolls just orgasmed.

In other news, the Islamic State’s campaign for a global holy war seems to be coming along nicely.

“War on Christmas” = real.

I refuse to click on the pink until someone explains what ‘side peen’ is, and why the federal government is funding it!

Yeah, but does she have to be allowed to volunteer at a school? After raping and murdering several people, including her 15 year old sister? No. Fuck that.

You know, it’s one thing for her to be free—that’s between her and the Canadian justice system—but I think it is entirely reasonable to say that a particularly notorious ex-convict should not be paraded around in front of children like some sort of role model. I have no idea what the school is thinking here.

Hey, how can children be trusted in the real world if they don’t have vital life experience like having to fight off a serial killer.

Imagine how hard up you’d have to be to marry her?

Imagine being her kids. Oh hey - normal life? Never going to have that.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

If I were a doctor, which I’m not, I would call fetal alcohol syndrome. Flat face, wide eyes, head proportions. F.A.S.

She looks disturbingly like the wife on American Dad.

Poor thing looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

I am going to be super petty because I hate this family. She did not win the genetics lottery. She has a big ass head like her pig of a father and none of the looks of her mother.

and her boyfriend, Ross Mechanic

Can you get buzzed off of Rogaine?

You’re too stupid to breath, go play in traffic

This is the newly Great America, where white folks can do (assault reporters) and say (tell a 13 year old you think she’s destined to be homeless) yet a black woman is arrested by the police for not apologizing to a white man (Miss Black Texas).

“...other students were given awards such as “most likely to be homeless,” and “most likely to cry for every little thing.”

VEEP has been and still is the funniest show on TV regardless of political climate. Why would we ever give that up????