Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

ISIS would probably claim responsibility for me loudly passing gas in an elevator full of coworkers at this point.

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

Nobody cares about Melania’s decision. It’s, once again, Trump’s dumbshit hypocrisy.

Quick… Change the locks!

He will never be charged for these molestation crimes. It’s not going to happen. What he did happened, I would estimate more than eight years ago. The crimes were found out a few years after that. It’s not going to happen.

Boo boos, the people you need to sue is your mother f’ing parents for making you live with that creep-ass brother of yours after he molested you. Pretty sure that could be considered child endangerment, since you were all minors.

Josh?

Not going to happen, but it would be nice...

Since you’re so desperately aiming to be an apologist for the family, I’ll take the time to correct you: if won, the lawsuit would accomplish a monetary payment from InTouch. They know their brand is done; this is continued grifting.

It’s insanely difficult to pay for a billion kids when you don’t have a television show backing you up. The culture shock of being anywhere near a normal family with no real jobs for income must have devastated them.

Exactly. Fuck these people. They are heinous and the whole Quiverfull movement is disgusting. They treat women like nothing but breeding stock to be traded and bartered. They are the perfect example of the “religious” zealots who wholeheartedly voted for Trump.

And by “they are suing” I assume we mean “their father has directed them to sue” because he needs to protect the brand he manages.

Trump: The problem isn’t the misconduct of my administration, it is people leaking the details of our misconduct.

the Duggar family has said they’re only suing now to “protect all children who are victims of abuse.

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

He must have really loved her.

I mean if he hit her and choked her and set himself on fire in front of her.

We can only hope she has realised her mistake in breaking up with him.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..