I’ve never seen a horse’s ass pose with a horse’s face before!

My brother will forever insist Pence looks like Cotton Hill from KOTH. So I thought I’d send you a reply w/Cotton’s image. While scrolling through Google Images I found this.

Schumer is boring, and Trainwreck SUCKED. Typical Judd Apatow “big conservative moral message” shit. Jesus, Judd Apatow SUCKS.

I have yet to understand the appeal.

it’s never a good sign when a comedy’s trailer is full of jokes that don’t elicit a single laugh.

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

I honestly think a lot of the praise is coming from people who believe they need to approve of every fashion choice a morbidly obese person makes in order to seem positive and accepting. Secretly, they probably also don’t think she (or the dress) look all that great.

Apparently, it’s a custom piece

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

Yes, it is funny.

People don’t care that she has cellulite. People care because she keeps insisting her ass is real and IT’S NOT. That is why this photo is a ‘thing”. Her ass isn’t even close to being natural/real. It’s faker than a $3 bill and it’s extra insulting because her body “type” is heralded as something to aspire to. I need…

I can’t believe people still think it’s real.

She cares deeply about her face and hands and breasts. She shows us her trips to the plastic surgeon regularly on SnapChat. And you think that stops at her ass? Girlfriend thinks she looks goooooooood. And good for her. She’s aspirational if you aspire to a ratchet aesthetic.

I don’t know; what would make her more approachable and aspirational for whoever her actual fans are is if she just fessed up that it’s not real.

No way that ass is real.

R. Kelly Is Being Sued by A Mississippi Sheriff’s Deputy Over Alleged Affair

Also: shouldn’t Kells have gone on the Do Not Fuck list as soon as the pee tape came out? That was a damn long time ago!

Good for Caitlyn

Botox.