Seriously. We’re due for our extinction moment.

The point is to prove that he can.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

If it the shooter is white, then no go. He still hasn’t said anything about the Canadian mosque shooter, who was white. OR the old white guy who shot two Indian engineers in the south.

I’m sure thoughts and prayers will be enough to help these poor kids overcome the lifetime of trauma this incident will bring.

That nuclear bomb can’t come fast enough. We are a sick fucking species.

LA local here. Watching local news live. (Weird that no car chase involved.)Latest reports say domestic violence incident.

Is it wrong that I am making the assumption in my head that the shooter is a man and the teacher is a woman? I mean that seems to be what the odds are, but I shouldn’t assume that, right?

I don’t know. What does it prove? What would it change in the long run?

But if you don’t show up for your flight, aren’t you still on the hook for the cost of the ticket unless you purchased travel insurance? So what are they really losing if someone doesn’t show up?

A lack of planning on United’s part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

I understand, but I just don’t care.

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

So if I’m to understand this, this guy already paid for a ticket and was seated, but the airline wanted to give his seat to an employee??? How is this possibly the procedure???

I’m a film projectionist and it’s not as easy as turning the closed captions on. Films come on drives now, and they are unlocked with digital “keys.” The keys unlock all the different versions on the film (2D, 3D, 5.1, 7.1 etc) These keys come from the distributors, and unless they are provided and then installed,…

Well, racism itself is stupid, so it’s fostered by exclusively stupid people. A vicious cycle, really.

ALL of our racists are fucking stupid, thank you very much.

I appreciated this headline.