This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

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I feel for her husband, a bit. He knew what was coming down the pipeline, warned her, and she still went ahead with her dumbass beliefs. That’s a pretty big “I told you so,” he gets to use on her for the rest of her life.

Fuck you, Helen.

People are saying that Steve Bannon looks like those movies where the vampire gets exposed to the light. Or maybe he has really bad skin cancer and he’s the one cancer victim we’re all allowed to skip sympathy for.

Did you even look through all of the pics?

So you didn’t bother looking at the full set before commenting then.

Remember when we used to be mad at American Apparel ads?

If you look at all the photos on the linked site you will see they also have a gay couple and lesbian couple

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

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If they’re supposed to be selling clothes they are failing because I can’t tell what any of those clothes are supposed to look like when they’re on except the orange top.

Run. fast.

Sex sells, but what are they selling?

Model 3 interior is ugly. That is all.

When my brother got married there were four showers for the bride. I was in the wedding and was expected to attend all of them. They got divorced three years later. I want my vacation days back.

Why will there be 4 showers? That... Sounds like too many showers

nothing

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

Good lord that shit is ugly.