Ugh. “A Baby Story” was horrifying. No, thanks, lady. I don’t want to see you give birth. Holy hell!

This show taught me to ALWAYS lawyer up if you’ve been arrested. The second anyone asks for a lawyer the detectives look like they want to cry.

I wish the last episode of Storage Wars would be to open a storage unit and find the corpses of all the people who star in Storage Wars (not really but I really hate that show).

It’s no fun if you don’t actually tell us the name so we can judge it

It’s a maturity test. You fail.

Probably “Whatsinthebox.”

I once had a college course with a guy named “Bean Bag”. Legal name since birth.

They’ll Photoshop the Great Wall of China onto all images of the US-Mexico border and call it a day. By then I think they’ll be too exhausted for anything more elaborate.

They do the same thing with “He tells it like it is” to “That’s not what he REALLY meant”

From my mother’s facebook page over the last couple weeks:

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

And like the dept said... there are people who will remember the story (she’s was rape and abused by 3 black me )  but not remember the outcome (that she lied).

How many black men have been lynched for this kind of false accusation right there in Texas and throughout the South? She learned from the best of the worst.

I did dumb teenage things like sneak into an R rated movie, and smoke too much pot before class. Never this...

Sooo, what actually happened is that she wanted to cheat on her fiance, realized she’d probably contracted a child or cooties, and had to make an elaborate excuse as to why she was missing and full of another man’s baby juices. At the expense of black men.

Take every rape allegation seriously and investigate it to your full capability. Do not automatically believe every allegation. This is why. Well this and 100+ years of American race relations.

...at home, in a jar.

I’m hoping for some extremists to regularly blow parts of it up.