Did you accidentally confuse Omar Epps with Mekhi Phifer or was that on purpose?

At least Mekhi Phifer knows what a bicycle kick is.

*Mekhi Phifer

Omar Epps wasn't in 8 mile, you're thinking of Mekhi Phifer. 

Is there some Omar Epps = Mekhi Phifer joke I’ve missed?

Did they repaint it or something? There’s no blue in the original.

Jesus christ. I’m a white guy. Another white guy family member tried giving me the whole “democrats framed a good man” diatribe last week and I just shut that shit down immediately.

At a college football game last year, surrounded by mostly other white people, this chubby vanilla maga hat type sitting next to me…

Oh the response to Patrick is 100% the lawyer for the Irish Powerlifting Federation 

Is this a Canadian thing?

Are you kidding? It’s a fantastic movie. It’s so good that even Sean Bean makes it to the end.

Agreed. Still funny to me that people don’t understand that high probabilities don’t equate to certainties.

Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.

Magic Potion was the last of what I consider the real Black Keys albums. I understand that they needed to progress and move their sound to a more radio-friendly format, but I will always long for the days when they were making dirty white boy blues as a two piece.

Without Chuck Berry, we wouldn’t have The Beatles.

Does Andrea Kremer age?

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

Can I get an amen?

This rule is gimmicky, stupid, and won’t bring in any new fans, while annoying many actual fans. Like, I’m not going to stop watching baseball over this, but I will absolutely hate the shit out of it. The vast majority of games end after one or two extra innings and the once or two times each team plays a 17 inning…

Why would they encourage pitchers to speed up when they can simply make drastic rule changes?

Rob Manfred