Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

3) Hellscape

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

Reenactment of Soulless VC Wraiths Making Off with Extremely Cool and Good Website

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Fuck Jim Spanfeller.

Dear Mr. McQuade,

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Running is a sport.

I see running, weightlifting, and poor technique, so it’s basically Crossfit.

Inject this directly into my veins.

didn’t see the writing in the lower right hand corner of the image eh

Whew, Hey Dan! You scared us for a minute...the Deadspin homepage looks like the Splinter homepage looked when it got shut down!

This dude has nothing on the speed with which the vulture capitalists stole the credibility of this site.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Message from G/O overlords: